I'll bring you a weapon of unimaginable destructive power! [Speaking Loud] Sorry, I can't hear you, Marge. Maybe it's the salt water in my veins... or the nitrogen bubbles in my brain... but I've taken a real shine to you. Gee, thanks, guys. I could go to jail. Attention, Homer Simpson. The episode starts off well with Homer's dream and zany antics, but quickly goes downhill when Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia rely strictly on parody for cheap laughs...this could be why they've only been involved with two Simpson's episodes. Rod Steiger guest stars as Captain Tenille and was directed by Al Jean. Therefore, space in the fallout shelter will be reserved for... Lisa Simpson, Martin Rrince, our championship kickball team... and Sherri, but not Terri. 197 Why did you think you could lie to me? Special Guest Voices Meanwhile, the entire school is impressed when Milhouse gets an earring. The collection consist of scripts files for the television program The Simpsons, related directly to the career of George Meyer. Many of the scripts are annotated by Meyer and/or others. THE EPISODE IS "MOMMIE BEEREST" THE SCRIPT IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION. All rights reserved. 3G04 What would the captain say in my spot? » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons 09x19 - Simpson Tide. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on March 29, 1998. I mean home. They were trying to do it "for the comedy of it", but couldn't get the draft to work, so it was cut. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. That's not funny. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist-, The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward "wessel.". We'll either destroy it, or force it to surface. The Deer Hunter? You can't spell "dishonorable" without "honorable.". Homer: I-It's my first day. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. [Chuckling] Oh, Simpson! [Laughing] Yes! Maybe it's time I gave something back.” Homer Simpson Simpson Tide is the nineteenth episode of Season 9 (produced in 1996, but originally an episode for season 7, but was pushed back to two years and two seasons later for unknown reasons, plus, it was also originally going to be an episode as … You have 10 seconds to explain your actions... before we open fire! Steady as she goes- On second thought, go right. The Episode QuickList: Maintained by: Jouni Paakkinen Formerly by: Matthew Kurth & Brian Petersen The Episode QuickList is a brief listing of the Tracey Ullman Show shorts, 30-minute episodes and music videos with their production numbers, listed in order of original broadcast. Then can I get a tattoo that says, "Bite me"? All right, all right. posted by Reclusive Novelist Thomas Pynchon at 8:05 AM on December 12, 2020 [ 2 favorites ] He uses it to plug the leak and saves the submarine. "G.I. March 29, 1998 (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); What on earth possessed you to get an earring? All right, you thumb-sucking worms... let's get one thing straight: your mamas ain't here to help ya. "Simpson Tide" is the nineteenth episode of The Simpsons' ninth season. Mike Reiss considers the sequence where Russia returns to being the Soviet Union to be "the nuttiest the show has ever been". Takes like 5 minutes. THE SIMPSONS / 1995 Original TV Show Script, Season 9 Episode 19, "Simpson Tide" C $275.18. Ladies and gentlemen... we're in a tough spot, and I don't know if we're gonna get out. Homer receives a dishonorable discharge and forgives Bart, as the earring saved his life. THE SIMPSONS / 1995 Original TV Show Script, Season 9 Episode 19, "Simpson Tide" AU $426.11. It just slipped out. "Simpson Tide" was one of two season nine episodes that was executive produced by Al Jean and Mike Reiss, who together were the showrunners for the third and fourth seasons. On April 19, 1987 “The Simpsons” premiered as shorts on “The Tracey Ullman Show.” And after three years, it was spun off into its own primetime show on Fox. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Seaman Simpson, your actions have given the Navy... a black eye from which it may never recover. Please remain calm, and think of your loved ones. 09x19 - Simpson Tide. Well, I'm keeping this earring... and you can't stop me! SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. Aw, that's sweet, honey. Meanwhile, Bart gets his ear pierced, just like Milhouse. Well, I couldn't have done it without Bart. Oh, I "wuv" you so- What are you lookir at? It saved us all. Drop the depth charges. Homer and the others attend the Naval academy and soon graduate. Uh, sir, we found the problem. THE SIMPSONS / 1995 TV Script, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield" I would throw the book at you, but I've been indicted in the Tailhook scandal. [Smooching Sound] Well, I guess that's everyone. I'll bring you back a hat. Although Jean would later return to run the show, it was the last episode that Reiss received an executive producer credit for. Homer says goodbye to his family, except for Bart due to the earring. However, Captain Tenille is in the torpedo hatch and is fired at the other submarine. I, too, would punish you... but I'm under indictment for accepting bribes from military contractors. Yes. This was the last episode Al Jean and Mike Reiss executive produced together, although both would return in season 13 with Jean as showrunner and Reiss as a producer. I think part of that comes from the fact that they were reuniting with director Tony Scott, who had directed Top Gun and Days of … Any information on unbroadcast episodes is preliminary and subject to change. Tuck in that shirt. Then I'll whomp him with my hat! The submarine ends up in Russian waters and is interpreted by the United States government as an attempt to defect. “Simpson Tide” starts quickly, and the jokes maintain a steady barrage throughout the episode—the hallmarks of a solid episode. That's a vampire. I'm clapping. Crimson Tide was, along with Bad Boys, at the beginning of the resurgence of producers Don Simpson (who would pass away in 1996) and Jerry Bruckheimer's influence over American action films in the mid-'90s, and it remains one of their best offerings. "My butt does not deserve its own website". Well, sir, "treason season" started early this year... as a nuclear sub was hijacked by local man Homer Simpson. Chalkboard Gag Anyways, here we have Homer in a position of where he is shouting his signature "D'OH!" Sorry. Captain, how are we supposed to get home with no equipment? 1 Contents 1.1 "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson" 1.2 "The Principal and the Pauper" 1.3 "Lisa's Sax" 1.4 "Treehouse of Horror VIII" 1.5 "The Cartridge Family" 1.6 "Bart Star" 1.7 "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons" 1.8 "Lisa the Skeptic" 1.9 "Realty Bites" 1.10 "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace" 1.11 "All Singing, All Dancing" 1.12 "Bart Carny" 1.13 "The Joy of Sect" 1.14 "Das Bus" … But, uh, they're also covered. As Homer's defense attorney, I feel we should be merci-. Homer, we got an enemy sub, closing in fast. ♪ [Continues Singsong] I am not listening! After being fired from the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer decides to join the United States Navy Reserve.The episode was the second and last to be written by Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia and was the final episode … Marge is the moralistic force in her family and often provides a grounding voice in the midst of her family's antics by trying to maintain order … note: there was exactly one good episode after the poochie debacle, but that one (“simpson tide”) was from a script written several seasons previously. [Chuckles]. Get back here, boy. THIS AUCTION IS FOR THE ORIGINAL THE SIMPSONS SCRIPT. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. In my opinion, "Simpson Tide" is one of the worst episodes of Season 9, preceded only by the clip show, "All Singing, All Dancing." Attention on deck! Some idiot threw this in the reactor core. The crew all believe their situation is fatal until Homer remembers the earring he took from Bart. Well, guys, I won't be seeir ya for a while. Free shipping . I told him that photo would come back to haunt him. It was difficult for them to figure out how to get the captain off of the sub and they eventually decided to have him shot out of the torpedo tube. The following is a list of the episode titles and summaries of FOX's longest-running animated sitcom The Simpsons, centered on a dysfunctional yellow-skinned family living in the unreachable city of Springfield and trying to deal with modern life. Mayday, Mayday! Simpson Tide l-It's my first day. Setting course for Rigel Seven. Just fill out this form, and you're on your way to the reserve. And although my religion strictly forbids military service-. All right, Simpson. Although I'm morally opposed to the military-industrial complex... of which you are now a part. You are all World War I historical re-creationists. In the original draft, Bart snuck on board the submarine with Homer. You're like the son I never had. And another thing: when people come up to me and say, "Hey, little buddy.". You are all pastry chefs! [Laughing]. The episode was the second and last to be written by Joshua Sternin and Jeffrey Ventimilia and was also the only episode directed by Milton Gray. Well, better make it quick, kiddo. The Simpsons (1989) Scripts Season 31 The Winter of Our Monetized Content S31E1 Go Big or Go Homer S31E2 The Fat Blue Line S31E3 Treehouse of Horror XXX S31E4 Gorillas on the Mast S31E5 Marge the Lumberjill S31E6 Livin la Pura Vida S31E7 Thanksgiving of Horror S31E8 Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? You just shot the captain out of the torpedo tube. The Simpsons 3F12 - Bart the Fink Episode Script. Homey, I really don't think this navy thing is a good idea. Production Code I don't want to go to school today! How could you be so irresponsible? Sir! THE SIMPSONS / 2005 TV Show Script, Season 18 Episode 5. Mellow out, everybody. I'm sorry, guys. $300.00. The capsules are the heart of the archive. However, as Bart attempts to impress everyone in school with his earring, only to find out that every student has his/her own earring, except for Lisa, who is forbidden by Homer to do so. [Speaking With French Accent] Congratulations! F.D. From United States. I was running a diagnostic... and there was an obstruction in torpedo tube number one. The files may include story notes, outlines, and/or various drafts of scripts for seasons two through six, written or co-authored by Meyer. Well, I'm not gonna let anything happen to my best friend. I don't believe this. Couch Gag The other sub fires back at them, and Homer gives the order to retreat. Bored as usual, Homer plans to take up a new career in the Navy, where he single-handedly cuts the ribbon on treason season by charting a submarine into Russian waters. 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