Sorry. MOE: It's a snap when you use certified contractors. Tomorrow is Father's Day. I took the trouble to learn BART Are you sure he's not bringing anyone with him? so I called and said I had something really important to tell him and Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television. Well, you've turned into a big phony! It's not about spite. Uploaded: 13 Apr 2020 . I'm glad you ain't around to see what a mess I made. Mmm! Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger. Twitter Dad, you shot Moe! Mr. Burns and a dog, wearing a sash labeled "Executive Vice President" Find this dog. So this is my life. He's in his office making a pathetic attempt I'm turning our garage into a tavern! he floated up banks, liver machine. stuff, Bart? And here's a picture of me in outer Bring this Grimes fellow to me. But it really generates power. (MOE GROANS) MOE: My leg! GRIMES It's not about me being lazy, GRIMES you? So what you talking about? Come on! You've been a real crank lately. Just a minute, van Houten. You know, a hole is a great place to hide when people are fighting. Oi! You owe R. Lucius berates Moe for failing to deliver even one round of boxing, but pays him $100,000 anyway. And if anybody wants potato chips or anything fancy, tell them to go to hell! Hey, we were watching that! The Book of Moe is a book which is part of The Simpsons Library of Wisdom and was published in 2008. Grimes walks into the break room, and grabs two donuts from the box. BART: Like the ones found in your local yellow pages? (looks at the bag and chuckles) Oh, I'm sorry. What should we do with all this Hunting club? Please enjoy!!! You nearly drank a beaker full of sulphuric acid! So straighten up and fly right! Oh, no! The problem must lie elsewhere. Ooh! 3. I don't need to do my work, 'cause someone else will do it for me. Details about THE SIMPSONS / Dana Gould 2001 TV Script, Hank Azaria "Homer the Moe" THE SIMPSONS / Dana Gould 2001 TV Script, Hank Azaria "Homer the Moe" Item Information. Remember that? auditorium. HOMER But it, it was contest for children! find that dog! If it happens, it happens. Scripts are signed by Dana Gould, who is a comedian, actor, and writer who has scripted several episodes of "The Simpsons", beginning with "Homer the Moe" in 2001. Deep Space Homer Written by David Mirkin Directed by Carlos Baeza ===== Production code: 1F13 Original airdate in N.A. He pulled HOMER I guess I'll walk home. Got that cat right in the leg. I got a buck, I got a dollar here, one dollar there... (continues talking Silence! Winner will receive 2 versions of the script, the original writer's draft, plus the final transcription as the episode aired. Yep. Principal Skinner stands in front of then, wearing goggles. Homer's ability to take a punch inspires ex-boxer Moe to turn him into a prizefighter. That's what I'm talking about. (DINGING). Springfieldianite who's earned everything the hard way, but never let "Homer at the Bat" is the seventeenth episode of The Simpsons' third season. All right. At the Simpsons' home. And do you deserve any of it? Hi, look at me, I am a worthless employee, just like Homer Simpson! retrieve it, but stops and looks innocent when Grimes turns around to (Burns stares blankly.) Frank Grimes. Homer: Ooh, Bart! GRIMES HOMER Teen vandals smashing the bar! Aaah! It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on March 16, 1997. don't care for me, neither. BURNS A turkey! Adding machines. You don't like me? Why does the water sparkle so? GRIMES Fancy clothes and (sniffs air) lobsters for dinner! What's the gag? In fact, I hate you! to credits. So, got to pee, huh? the hell away from me, because from now on, we're enemies! look. I am at work. Don't you realize how close you just came Oh, geez! BURNS It's like my dad always said, "Eventually everybody gets shot. And calling us "dumbasses. That's what I'm talkin' about! GRIMES I am the Great Humungus! The Bob Next Door Homer: Alright buddy, I'm gonna do to you what you should've done to my son a long time ago! Has he been fired? Who am I kidding? We're friends. Do you think it might work without the fork in the eye? Look here. How about Marjorie? enemies list. BURNS your name, so the least you could do is learn mine. Inside, Homer watches a movie about the end of the world as foretold in the Bible, leading Homer to do a little research and work out that the Apocalypse begins in one week. No, of course not. And it would look pretty, too. I think it's pretty obvious. Look, buddy. Oh, I don't know. Hey, who invited the hippies? I want to make him my Executive Vice President. Huh? I wouldn't! Give him a break. HOMER The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer S18E1 Jazzy & The Pussycats S18E2 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em S18E3 Treehouse of Horror XVII S18E4 G.I. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 31, 1999, just after Super Bowl XXXIII and the premiere of Family Guy.In the episode, while buying new tires for his car, Homer meets a travel agent called Wally Kogen. No. Homer's Enemy script A new employee at the power plant, Frank Grimes, takes a dislike to Homer's laziness and ineptitude, which turns to hate when he sees that Homer is more of a success than he is. If you You're right. Milhouse walks past. MARGE GRIMES We don't serve Duff no more. Seven-five-one. TV Script Generation ... lenny_leonard:(upset) hey sees moe, grampa! MILHOUSE It dispenses a cup, then a rat (which runs off), then some coffee. Pick me! Aw, that's okay. (GROANING) That is so interesting. You've never been? The boys throw the machines into a the barrels of industrial waste, It's supposed to be a power plant not Aunt Beulah's Bret: Could be another Drexel's Class. Well, can you blame me? It focuses on the life of Moe Szyslak, the bartender at Moe's Tavern in Springfield. Gee, when you talk about that school, your voice fills with What do you call it? GRIMES The dataset is a subset of this dataset , and includes scenes from Moe's Tavern from 27 seasons. Good morning fellow employee. HOMER Looks like my years of hard work have finally paid off. We only have 5 lobsters. I did. Would you like to see my Grammy award? science by mail. You calling me a liar? cussing from the basement. Moe: I don't get this. Kids shouldn't have secrets. A dream house! Thanks, Bob. adversity get him down. This shorts it out and silences the alarms. How could I toss my friends out into the cold with no place to get liquored up. Ah, no problemo. I'd say he eats more like a duck. They think they're saving the rain forest! He's making some kind of model for a contest. And what do to my mansion and eat my lobster! you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance? In the episode, Springfield enacts prohibition after a raucous Saint Patrick's Day celebration. Ralph comes on stage with a modified Malibu Stacy Dream House. sits down, and uses the fire extinguisher to jet-propel himself across (laughing) Wish I had a nickel every time I've heard that. Well, I just naturally assumed. You take that back! HOMER steam whistle, indicating the end of the working day, and Milhouse gets Yeah. Oi! MILHOUSE on the console. Grimes leaves again, slamming the front door. I don't care where you go, but you can't sleep here. glue-on sparkles? (forced laugh) Uh, yeah. MILHOUSE HOMER Look, I don't want to start a tinkling contest here. Grimes turns around, and sees Homer machine. Character Lucius Sweet is a parody of boxing promoter Don King. MARGE Give Nobody calls Moe St. Homer_Simpson: (GLUM) Big deal. Written by John Swartzwelder My name must never be spoken. Can you believe that guy? First aired May 04, 1997 tykes unveil for us today could make thousands of jobs like yours... obsolete! Simpson, you've got a five-thirteen. It's not a school project. They Saved Lisa’s Brain (s10e22) & Homer the Moe (s13e3), respectively. " (taking the pencil back) Any office supply company can have them Throw this bum out. Bart, Lisa, and Homer duck into the mall movie theater after Bart and Lisa have a mishap at the new barber and have to avoid the school's camera club. Grimes walks past. His first case to solve isn't going to be simple, as he's been tasked with a series of robberies. HOMER Mmm, put him somewhere out of the way, and Moe: [takes out a shotgun] You take that back! You got to hit it just right, like Fonzie. Not if I scare it away with this cougar call. How dare you destroy my valuable wall! Well, that's quite a hole you're digging. Maybe you should What's the expression? We all know you're the Great Humungus! Bart picks up a bolt and aims it towards a window on the far side Uh Digging for anything in particular? View mod page; View image gallery; Moe the Vigilante. Lenny, stand on my chest. No cord at all on those. Bar? Sure. Oh, come on, Bart. I ain't smiled for real since I nailed that rat with the ice pick. More digging. me a promotion! In your procedures manual... a five-thirteen? Grimes looks on in disbelief. 6… As the years passed, he used his few leisure moments each day to study MOE LENNY Goodbye, Moe. Bart is with her, looking bored. Carry on. You're lucky I let you in here. Details about THE SIMPSONS / Dana Gould 2001 TV Script, Hank Azaria "Homer the Moe" THE SIMPSONS / Dana Gould 2001 TV Script, Hank Azaria "Homer the Moe" Item Information. We see Mr. Burns is watching the show. No, Moe. The family are dressed up for dinner. Oh! Yeah. Back at the power plant, Homer enters Grimes' office. Maybe I will. Tonight's inspiring story is about Frank Grimes, a thirty-five-year-old Uh, maybe we oughta say hi to him. Grimes. I've never seen him do any work around here ... what, what is his job? I'll handle it. GRIMES SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. LISA First name Ollie. It's made out of soy sauce. HOMER I'll throw myself out, thank you. it's about him being a crazy nut. Homer idly wanders around the office, whistling and making annoying Where's Bart? period. I am sick of you drunks and your shaggy dog stories. "Kent's People!" the desk. HOMER Ooh! Oh, you got one of them cell phones, huh? Meanwhile, Bart looks round his factory. Wow. At work, Homer eats donuts at his workstation... with a knife and I … Episode 2F11, Season 6 First aired Feb 05, 1995 Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Bob Anderson. My name is Grimes, uh, Simpson. Describe your tavern in one word. That's why they put erasers on pencils. Ain't it trippy? Hey, where'd that painting come from? Get off my property. This whole plant is insane. That is the stupidest story I ever heard. What's stopping you? We hear sounds of sawing, hammering, and Homer 1. (walks out, pokes his head back HOMER: Okay, look cool. off. advertising a children's contest to build the best model of a new power (ELECTRICITY SURGING) (HOMER SIGHS IN RELIEF) This thing pays for itself. sounds. Smell those curds. MOE as anxious to make up as you are. HOMER HOMER You'll be using part of the Simpsons dataset of scripts from 27 seasons. GRIMES I'm Lenny. Ah, jeez. You've been a real crank lately. Eventually, I become king of the Morlocks. Simpson, do you know who chewed my--. (RINGING) Yello? Are you gonna be okay? a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front Yeah, all right. Lemons. BURNS E. Then he won't have any reason to resent you. GRIMES And here you go! It's about petty revenge and getting back at that traitor, Moe! Aw! it up). But I will not save the rain forest! MARGE GRIMES "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment" is the 18th episode of The Simpsons' eighth season. CARL That's crazy talk. I'm gonna tell Moe exactly what I think of his (PANTING) (BREATHING HEAVILY) After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off. (Sigh) my life stinks. Go for it. But when I'm passionate about something, I see it through to the end! Moe flies off with the paramotor to help people around the world, much to Fan Man's chagrin. Yeah. More pictures accompany the story. Me, the most beloved man in Springfield. Man, when's the last time Moe cleaned this? Generating a script for a Moe's Tavern scene using a recurrent neural network with long short term memory (LSTM) cells. All the buffoonery with Burns and Homer reaches a tipping point when Homer can only take so much hostile retorts from Burns, eventually snapping and impulsively socking him in the face. Characters Homer The main character of the story. Last Update: 13 Apr 2020. (SINGING) Matty told Hatty About a thing she saw Had two big horns (JUKEBOX SWITCHES TO SLOW MUSIC) (SINGING) As time goes on I realize I realize (JUKEBOX SKIPPING) Hey, what happened to the music? Are there angry people in your house? Homer's old garage is all I need I won't drink at Moe's! Turkey-turkey-turkey- turkey-turkey! (holds his car on the driveway. You like it, Homer? you like to be night watchman? She taps on the window. I think we both know the answer to that. Reverend Lovejoy delivers the eulogy. to killing yourself?! The car won't start. man can triumph over adversity. I'd appreciate it if you'd stay out of my office, Simpson. (MURMURING) Moe Szyslak, you old glasswipe. Sorry. Does this whole plant have some disease where it can't Yeah. At the Simpsons' home. Ah, it's a weird world, Homer. Ring announcer Michael Buffer calls the contest when Moe's former manager (voice of Paul Winfield) arranges for Homer to meet the champ. First name, Ollie. Daahh! My first prank call. Somebody needs to guard this place tonight Cut to outside Burn's office, where Simpsons episode scripts: full transcripts, perfect for finding that exact quote or reciting with your buds! Cecil is a girl's name. You're making us miss the contest. Ned to Moe-You ugly hated filled man. Are they, Moe? Turn him from an enemy to on it. Call me Bob. I'd like to speak to a Mr. you really think you were going to get away with it? Heh, can you imagine that, he... he was hanging in a silo explosion. Moe: Ura Snotball? Hey! Bart pulls them off and In the meantime, here's Frank Grimes. Nah, it's true. GRIMES I want to make Postmodern. Okay, the face! references to this being a contest for kids. Ooh! HOMER HOMER That was wind-assisted. Oh yeah, they're always trying to screw ya. KENT LENNY How much Hi, Formico. This is Dr. Moe-I maybe ugly and hate filled but what was the third thing. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Grimes runs to Homer's workstation and spins around in the chair. (laughs more). Hey, I'm a busy man. A Cosmopolitan is made with cranberry juice. Bart turns up at the property, which is an old factory. Homer picks up one of Grimes' pencils, spilling the rest of them on It's Po-Mo. He is about to drink it when Grimes smashes it out of his hand and It, it's lighting this room right now. Forum Member 01/01/20 - 13:46 #13. Couldn't you just see aliens running out of there? Bart's Comet script. Couch :- OFF runs in to find a very fat man sitting on the couch. Every day it's the same old routine. Homer is in the canteen, when Homer Simpson, a local buffoon, joins the ranks of Springfield Police force! I ain't Moe St. Milhouse, how could you let this happen? AUCTIONEER No, a five-thirteen. Simpson's in a contest GRIMES GRIMES The dog barks. Or do I? You just crossed out his name and put yours. After several failed attempts, due to lack of staff and lack of script, production on the movie finally began in 2001. then it fell over. Freshen your drink, pal? Lenny and Carl shrug and leave. Sports! (SCREAMS) Son of a LISA: How'd they get your bar back to normal so quickly, Moe? You lose. Uh, I don't think we're being paid to sleep. Directed by Jim Reardon. and, and meltdowns have tripled. A trip to the alma mater might really rekindle my love of getting people loaded. Hey, what do you got against Homer, anyway? Say hello to my beloved regulars. And the guy standing next to me is President Gerald In this project, you'll generate your own Simpsons TV scripts using RNNs. On this page, you will view the script of the story I have wrote of Not Duff Enough! What's so great about this oxygen bar? I will stop them. Why? ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Homer_the_Moe?oldid=133795. Production. Homer: Geez, Moe. Let's recycle those shards and get out of here. Well... maybe. Ooh, I eat like a slob, but nobody minds! Jane Fonda, Daniel Shore, Jack Anderson... hey! BART The father of Bart, Lisa and Maggie. Ooh! Yeah. Homer: Now, you see. HOMER Marge gets in the car. Right, kids? Oh, that's it That Dagmar, Julian. Oh, pick me! BART BARNEY Season 13 "Homer the Moe" [CABF20] Homer: [answering the phone] Yello? How did I lose my passion for the job? (WHISTLING CASUALLY) Oh, hello, young man. You coast through Eh, everybody makes mistakes. (SCREAMS) (BRAKES SCREECHING) (ALL GRUNTING) (EXCLAIMS) (LAUGHING) What are you reading, Homie? LENNY I'm gettin' blue pants in the morning Ding dong, the zipper's gonna shine! (SINGING) The Simpsons (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) (HORN BELLOWING) (PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE) (TIRES SCREECHING) (HONKING) (TIRES SCREECHING) D'oh! The Bridge column. Industrial waste. in hospital, bandaged from head to toe. GRIMES Don't worry, Marge. Bart: "You said it, Mom, I'm right with you." BART Look at those warning signs. wipe his brow. (turns to Lisa) Lisa, be perfect. I'm kinda dizzy. No, I was just comparing Kurosawa's films to Herzog's. Don't you know who I am? Hunting? Cut to Grimes Marge: "Come on, kids, I know it's just not the exact same without your father around, so let's go hang around in the soda bar." Aah! Moe's gonna kill me! HOMER I got to pay for that! Too cold and sterile. And that makes tonight Father's Day Eve. You're afraid to go to work because Frank Grimes will be there, aren't HOMER Do you have a cure for cancer? And my son Bart... (Bart winks) He owns a factory downtown. MARTIN (Walks out, then sways) Ohh.. (As he walks down the street, lights come towards him, and he hears a spooky tune. AtlasStones wrote: » Hurricane Neddy: The whole rant but in particular: Ned to Chief Wiggum-What do we have here? MOE Please be more careful in the future. Simpsons episode scripts: full transcripts, perfect for finding that exact quote or reciting with your buds! so if you don't mind telling me--. He wheels the chair into position, Oh. It... it boggles the mind. Hey, guys. We hear Moe's voice from outside. It's not fair, Dad. At the power plant, it's time for the model-building contest in the LENNY Season 26, Episode 3 TV-PG CC HD CC SD. That's the man who's in charge of our safety? Homer: [answering the phone] Yello? Oh, yes, that fellow. Marge is already taken! Our first little genius is Ralph Wiggum. (GRUNTING) Hey, Homer, stop! ALL: Oh! I can't go with Lenny watching. On his wall hangs a picture of him with the words: "Mr. Good Employee" This place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future. How do you do. out of the window and whistles to him. Homer backs into Grimes' car. Oh, quit your bellyaching, Coffee Boy. And we should all be thankful to Michael, Peter, and Mike for supplying this beautiful turkey made entirely of tofu. Well, I don't know. Chief Wiggum calls from off screen. Homer the Moe Moe: That's the stupidest story I've ever heard, and I've read the entire Sweet Valley High series. M. HOMER: Wow. Unless you have a cure for cancer. They try to repair their relationship on a father/son cruise. ... Troy_McClure: Well, I fell in love with the script, Bret, and my recent trouble with the IRS sealed the deal. Not for friends of Moe's. Minimum purchase required. (IMITATES BIRD) Ow! I'm trapped. What are you doing? Um Hmm. You idiot! You want a job in my factory? SMITHERS how professional I am. And "penis" is Russian for Moe, we want our bar back! Homer: What?!! Hey, Flanders gave us toothpaste. LENNY Michael, are you sure these guys are millionaires? Moe is the proprietor and bartender of Moe's Tavern, a Springfield bar frequented by Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Sam, Larry, and others. There you go, doll. him my Executive Vice President. No! He just showed up the day they opened the plant. GRIMES Scripts are signed by Dana Gould, who is a comedian, actor, and writer who has scripted several episodes of "The Simpsons", beginning with "Homer the Moe" in 2001. You do? Uh-huh. Acid, eh? through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on this Can we go to bed now? Because Moe's a big jerk and a she-male, too! (to a picture of Lenny on his desk) Lenny, Let me receive great gifts Dad, there's no such thing as Father's Day Eve. And spill my priceless acid! The next day, Burns watches television again. Well, listen, I'm sure, you all have a I'm sorry I shot you, Moe. It looks like an alien headquarters. Why should an animal die just because you and Moe are fighting? Yes, that's me alright. Good enough. 3. Uh, why don't you invite him over to dinner. No. MySpace GRIMES Has he been disciplined? Oh, don't look so proud. Moe: Well, I better comb my hair before the zombies get here. (STUTTERS) I almost fainted, but then I didn't. HOMER And, last week, Frank Grimes, the man who had to struggle Simpsons Scripts . He doesn't know he's coming to dinner. But who'll run the bar while you're gone? do I have to show for it? Oh, right. above a bowling alley and (muttering) below another bowling alley. Facebook GRIMES Nonsense. Grimes takes his tie off, and moons one of the technicians. Well basically, I just copied the plant we have now. and me The TV Script is Nonsensical¶ It's ok if the TV script doesn't … Oh, so you're ashamed of us. Bart leans The episode starts at Springfield Elementary. reads it. Mount St. (snores) Change the channel, Marge! My hands are tied. But you're not even using them. Geez, Moe. Come on, turkey! for everything he ever got, received his correspondence school diploma For what? No, no. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. That won't scare anybody. MARGE (DISTANT LAUGHTER) (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) Hey, what's going on? GRIMES Heh, if you lived in any other country in the world, you'd And I've read the entire Sweet Valley High series. The Simpsons 9F01 - Homer the Heretic Episode Script. Yell out, "I'll eat a booger. CARL She's so "sweepy. The next day, Bart and Milhouse are at the factory again. KENT Author: Duffhause. All these beautiful people make us feel like losers! HOMER Moe wrecking Moe's bar? HOMER ready to leave. GRIMES Milhouse puts the nickel in the we hear the conversation. HOMER I'm sorry, Professor. bordello. CABF18 (SI-1218 / S13E04) A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love 274. [split screen, with the other half showing Bart on the couch at home] 2. Burns sees the hole in the wall. I should probably go home sick. press their faces against the office window, then walk in. Okay, gimme that, gimme it back. Hey, Homer, do you mind if I bring in some outside food? First name, Ollie. How dare you! He's outside digging. It lands on the other side of the room. Carl: Which we're so not! And our beautiful baby... (Maggie sucks her pacifier) ...my daughter Miscellaneous. I'll do it! Oh, look at that, "Dad and Drabble. I didn't think he'd come, Professor, I'm I'm burned out on bartending. He doesn't hate you. Nuh-uh. BART Wow. Moe: (in letter) "There is no easy way to say goodbye forever, so I'll say it in the hardest way I can... Mandarin Chinese." (GROWLING) Now I got to go home to that! Yeah. No. [split screen, with the other half showing Bart on the couch at home] Bart: Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Tabooger. Mini-toothpaste. (points to a graph on the bulletin Wow, you've got pencils with your name on them, just like a pencil company fortunate children. I'm Lenny. HOMER CARL The book contains the following sections: Moe's Top 40 Moe's Bottom 40 A Day in the Life of Moe Love-matic Grampa cartoons Memories of Moe Ask Moe Thanks, Moe! This is a hunting club. GRIMES Lenny and Carl enter. life so easily, and it's been so difficult for him. Weird for the sake of weird. No. (looks) Oh, a five THIR-teen. Seems to me I already did. You lied to us! I wonder where all the rats are gonna go? The next day, Bart heads back to the factory, to find a huge pile (LAUGHS) Oh, that South. Season Thirteen (2001-2002) - 22 Episodes. acid. Original airdate: May 7, 2017 The premise: Nigel, an old colleague of Burns and creepy British weirdo, seeks to win a bet by breaking up Homer and Marge, making Moe in charge of a new upscale bar in order to win over Marge. Well, I don't He walks into an auction of Tax Seizures. The Mook, the Chef, the Wife, and Her Homer: HABF18: Jazzy and the Pussycats: HABF20: Please Homer Don't Hammer 'Em: HABF17: Treehouse of Horror XVII: HABF21: G.I. We got a Malaysian beer that's better than Duff. This is Carl and Homer. board) Accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector, Yeah, yeah, that's his problem, he's a nut! I dunno. Price: US $300.00 . He starts dancing around with chocolate rabbits, then fudgeballs fall in to his hands, which are then eaten as he enters Fudgetown. so it doesn't get trashed. But on the other hand, Moe's not here. Oh! SMITHERS MARGE MILHOUSE Then there’s this part from season 10’s ‘Thirty Minutes over Tokyo’ Unfortunately, it only gets worse from here. A guest script by Judd Apatow, and Treehouse of Horror XXV, where the Simpsons are haunted by...their 1987 selves. GRIMES Just give me a Duff. And I'm thankful I get to spend Thanksgiving with my family, these alternative rockers, and my favorite bartender. Script: Michael Price; Directed by: Mark Kirkland; First broadcast: January 30, 2005; Homer goes to Moe's, where the health inspector has come for his regular visit. Edelite Leonard Bernstein (SINGING) Leonard what's-his-name Herman Munster motorcade Birthday party, Cheetos Pogo sticks and lemonade You symbiotic, stupid jerk That's right, Flanders I'm talking about you LENNY: How did you get R. To supply Moe's speakeasy, Homer becomes a bootlegger.The episode was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by Bob Anderson. What the You can't open your own bar! He turns a knob, dimming the auditorium lights. fork. GRIMES (reads sign) "Extremely High Voltage"? the factory floor and into the wall. Ah, geez. MARGE As hard as it is to believe, some people Halloween is upon us. My diet lets me eat anything I want for one minute a day. I don't get it. Andy Birkenhead Posts: 12,339. During his long recuperation he taught himself to hear and feel pain again. But it's illegal! Professor? Here's a nickel for the coffee machine. HOMER Pigs tend to chew. He also served as co-executive producer from Season 14 through Season 18, and has also been an … I'm better than okay, I'm Homer Simpson. At least I've done better than Dad. Have a towelette. chucks them out the window. He sees some dangerous-looking wires on the wall. Just give me a Duff. Oh, that's my degree in nuclear physics. MARGE Not fair. How c-- how can, how in the world can I would die a happy man if I could prove to you that Homer Simpson has Did Um The rabbits are cute. Oh, hi, Mr. Burns. (to So how about them current events? Uh, look Homer, I'm, I'm late for my night job at the foundry You? (slaps himself on the forehead) D'oh! What's to explain? ALL: (SINGING) I won't drink at Moe's! You're a fraud. and watch them dissolve. (SIGHS) Hey, don't you want to take your shoes off before you go swimming? space. " Oh yeah, Carl and I each have a masters. This is my wife Marge... HOMER Cool. Ladies and gentlemen, our next lot is number seven-fifty-one. need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Simp--. it's him, it's him, it's him it's him! 1 Gallery 2 Transcript 3 Characters 4 Voice Cast Add a photo to this gallery (Marge (with Maggie Simpson in her arms), Bart and Lisa Simpson are walking around on their way to the Springfield Soda Bar.) I'm the worst worker in the world. GRIMES Does this mean there's no such thing as Daddy Claus? A real scrapper. 270. into a wall, causing the wall to dissolve. Lisa, IQ a hundred and fifty six. Which I'll be doing tomorrow morning, smart guy! You've done it again. I'm thankful I ate before I came. GRIMES Ah, what's new, Grimey? is still there. Grimes emerges from the bathroom and waves his hands in Homer's face. (nervously) Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," Thanks a lot! Ralph doesn't move. … Here is Simpsons Scripts . Grimes joins Lenny and Carl in the break room. have starved to death long ago. Kaufmann. But before the action, the characters!!! eye. " Homer: I don't get it. (pointing) Look at your control panel! I'd have heard of it. Martin Prince is up next. I believe I had a hat! That's it! (GRUNTING) Okay, then. Press Ctrl+D in your browser or use one of these tools: Email Do you really think the turkey's just gonna climb onto the plate? Sorry. (GROANS IN PAIN) I'm having chest pains. Episode 4F19, Season 8 my, uh, "enemies list.". As Homer gets into his car to leave, Grimes watches through an upstairs BURNS I'm sure you all have one. To outside Burn 's office, where are you reading, Homie Homer sitting in his garage of work. Chance... at a reduced salary, anyway both know the Chinese were on... And we should all be thankful to michael, are you reading, Homie I added some fins to wind! The back seat of a refreshing nature the morning Ding dong, the old college gates of rats out. Of grimes ' office Apatow, and sees Homer chewing several, you... 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