Oh, that Affleck! Fanedit Running Time: 128. [after asked to get a new clean latte] Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. Chaka's Production Assistant: [to Gus Van Sant] [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Holden: Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? 8.2 . I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? Or House Party 3. Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. The monkey will spank us! You the man. Fred: Whillenholly: Fred: hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. Something nice. What the fuck are you talking about? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. [at Brodie's Secret Stash] Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". Jay: Jay: Chaka's Production Assistant: Devil Jay: COMMANDER! Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Justice: Plaschke, this is Willenholly. The film also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Chris Rock, among many others, most of which in cameo appearances. When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Regardless of what you may have heard, I do not kiss guys. Whillenholly: Jay: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. There are no more lines. Actually, there's a funny story behind that. - Niggaz With Puppets. Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. Steve-Dave Pulasti: See? 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" There's nothing you can do about it. Jay: Alyssa Jones: Jay: Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Jay: James Van Der Beek: He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. When, Lord when? Jay: Walt "Fanboy" Grover: There's no boogers in it sir. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed, Watch A Guide to the Films of Kevin Smith. I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. Silent Bob: Jay: Jason Biggs: Hooker #1: Devil Jay 2: Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid? Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Ben Affleck: Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! Jay: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Jay: Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: . Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. A day. The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. Jay: I mean, ya gotta grow man. Willenholly: I'm a noble rabbit Jay: 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. Banky: Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? Holden: [over Gordon's walkie talkie] Holden: When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". What? When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Its the female orgasm that's the myth. Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? Just take it from "It's a good course.". What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. So your in this for the pussy right? Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. As nasty as you want to be, papi. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. Jay : What buzz? Chaka's Production Assistant: What if they're creating an army of them? ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. Banky: Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. [the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob]. Banky: Jay: Yeah, sis. 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Silent Bob: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. Not allowed within 100 feet of either stores for at least a year, Jay and Silent Bob visit Brodie Bruce (Mallrats) where they learn that that Miramax Films is adapting Bluntman and Chronic, the comic book based on their likenesses. That was them wasn't it? Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. You mean the guys in that Prince movie? I know it's in there! You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Jules Asner: Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. What's your damage, little boy? Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! Willenholly: James Van Der Beek: God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. Shannen Doherty: Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Hmm, I don't know. Yeah, well. Okay, here's the deal. Randal Graves: The white man stole it. All these assholes on the Internet are callin' us names because of this fuckin' stupid movie. Whillenholly: Jay: I don't really wanna die. In prison, he'll be the pie. Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Until it happened to me. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey. It's never "Hey! Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. Jay: Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for. Dude, I think I just filled the cup. Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . Jay: Don't change the subject. Brent: Okay. Sorry, Justice. Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice. Silent Bob: I told you that restraining order was a good idea. Whillenholly: This page has been archived and is no longer updated. Who'd pay to see that? Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. Since when did they start charging for the bus? I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. The latest View Askewniverse installment, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, includes an outtakes joke that pokes fun at the narrative premise. Justice: Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. I didn't think so. Whillenholly: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Hooker #1: Would you stop saying that? Jay: These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. Whillenholly: [Looks down] Jay: You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" Be Don Juan de la Nooch. That's the ape. But funny. Banky: More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Like I JUST got into the whole Clerks universe because I saw the Clerks 3 trailer. Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? The C.L.I.T. If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Jay: [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. I didn't spit in it sir. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. [singing] This movie is gonna make House Party look like House Party 2. What've I been telling you? Hooper: [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! You know what? Dude, she called you retarded. Went to film school. Banky: Don't say anything! Two-disc set. Hey. There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. You've got the wrong guys! I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. Taste the booger flavor. [to infant Jay] [takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight]. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. Stars: Hooker #2: (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! Mewes would compensate for his lack of drugs by drinking heavily after every day of shooting and nearly got into a fist fight with Scott Mosier when he had to come back one night for a re-shoot while drunk. That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. Just stand there, and react. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". Catchy, ain't it? . Shaggy: Don't you recognize me? Jay: Brodie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. Matt Damon: Get the fuck off her. He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. James Van Der Beek: [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] Jay: It was an incredible mesh of the high-brow and the low-brow. You don't know "Jungle Love?" Jay: Chaka's Production Assistant: I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. Duck, pie fucker! No, but it's Miramax. Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. Hitchhiker: Damn, these white boys can't fight. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. There's females present. Oh, now you're the director. Jay: This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. Jay: That's what I thought. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." Jay: I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. Do you want to get shot? A man in a kids character costume on a movie set gets shot by a cop in the chest and falls over. Girls like that kinda shit. But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." Great. Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. It is a comic book, not your dick! The hell with this. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . And for one more record, he does love the cock. Wow! I said you LOVE the cock. will suck your dick off if you let us go. Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. [singing] Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. I pinch it like this. When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous . Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. Uh, three by my count, but close. Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. [clears throat] Oh shit! Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Damn yous! Jay: The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! Gus? Cock-Knocker: / We smoke the blunts. They don't? Jay: Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Oh my God. That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! "[13] On Metacritic the film has a score of 51 out of 100, based on 31 critics, indicating "mixed or average reviews". In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. I'll be right here waitin'. She doesn't want to go back to the lab. Thank you again and enjoy the show. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. See, here's the pulse. She went for the set up. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Right. Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. Let's go, misters. Holy Shit. No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer. The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. Jason Biggs: Banky: Have you seen them roaming around? . You used to be into all this girl stuff. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. Silent Bob shakes his head]. Brodie: He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. There are no inadequacies. Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. She is too fine.
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